9. Watch Porn With Your Girl, And Then Tell Her You Expect The Same Performance - Every woman loves to be her man’s pornstar, so give her a few pointers, and by pointers I mean tell her exactly what you expect her to do. Women love a man that takes charge…
8. Be A Man-Child/Mamma’s Boy - Women love a man that’s close with his mother, especially when he goes crying to her every single time something goes wrong. Argument? Mom. Tough day at work? Mom. Upset stomach? Mom. Your woman will be driven wild…
7. Be A Socially-Averse Lone Wolf Type - Women adore men that keep to themselves and have no friends, and better yet men that are awkward around other people. Because a man that doesn’t like people screams self-confident. Plus, he’s obviously, totally not a serial killer…
6. Brag Like Crazy - Women dig confident dudes, and what is more confident than bragging about every single positive achievement or quality you have? Nothing, absolutely nothing. So, brag away, talk only about yourself as often as possible, and never ask how your girl’s day was. That would just be too caring…
5. Give External Compliments Often And Exclusively - Women love being told their ass looks great in those jeans 273 times in a single night out. They can’t get enough of men talking about their tits and how slutty, er cute, her outfit is. Keep it sexual and constant, and she’ll love you forever…
4. Open Up About Yourself Way Faster Than Other Men - Women love an open, honest guy, one that can talk about himself and his goals all through the night. So, take it to the next level, and get super personal, and even talk about how the two of your babies might look. The earlier into the relationship you talk about marriage and kids, the better…
3. Talk about all of your exes on the regs, and be sure to call every single one of them a crazy bitch at least once per outing with your girl. It’ll make sure she feels super special and distinct from the others, with no way she’ll end up on the CB list as well…
2. Be Crass AF During Meals - Dinner with the parents? Act like a child at the table, licking your plate and belching loudly when the urge arises. Women love a man that is 100% his authentic self at all times….
1. Intimate Massage Time - Give her a well-deserved full-nude massage after all that sexy time listening to you go on about yourself, your mom and your crazy exes. Make loads of sexual quips, ask lots of dumb questions to keep her attention, and when the time is right, slip a surprise finger in her butthole. She’ll want a wedding on the spot…
8. Be A Man-Child/Mamma’s Boy - Women love a man that’s close with his mother, especially when he goes crying to her every single time something goes wrong. Argument? Mom. Tough day at work? Mom. Upset stomach? Mom. Your woman will be driven wild…
7. Be A Socially-Averse Lone Wolf Type - Women adore men that keep to themselves and have no friends, and better yet men that are awkward around other people. Because a man that doesn’t like people screams self-confident. Plus, he’s obviously, totally not a serial killer…
6. Brag Like Crazy - Women dig confident dudes, and what is more confident than bragging about every single positive achievement or quality you have? Nothing, absolutely nothing. So, brag away, talk only about yourself as often as possible, and never ask how your girl’s day was. That would just be too caring…
5. Give External Compliments Often And Exclusively - Women love being told their ass looks great in those jeans 273 times in a single night out. They can’t get enough of men talking about their tits and how slutty, er cute, her outfit is. Keep it sexual and constant, and she’ll love you forever…
4. Open Up About Yourself Way Faster Than Other Men - Women love an open, honest guy, one that can talk about himself and his goals all through the night. So, take it to the next level, and get super personal, and even talk about how the two of your babies might look. The earlier into the relationship you talk about marriage and kids, the better…
3. Talk about all of your exes on the regs, and be sure to call every single one of them a crazy bitch at least once per outing with your girl. It’ll make sure she feels super special and distinct from the others, with no way she’ll end up on the CB list as well…
2. Be Crass AF During Meals - Dinner with the parents? Act like a child at the table, licking your plate and belching loudly when the urge arises. Women love a man that is 100% his authentic self at all times….
1. Intimate Massage Time - Give her a well-deserved full-nude massage after all that sexy time listening to you go on about yourself, your mom and your crazy exes. Make loads of sexual quips, ask lots of dumb questions to keep her attention, and when the time is right, slip a surprise finger in her butthole. She’ll want a wedding on the spot…
*P.S. Seriously though, don't do any of this...
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